The Toxic Avenger Unrated

Winston / Toxie, the Hero

Wade, the Kid

J.J. Doherty, the Wild Card

Kissy Sturnevan, his Associate

Thad Barkabus, the Big Boss

Fritz Garbinger, his Creepy Brother

Bob Garbinger, the Villain

Guthrie Stockins, the Wise Hobo

Mayor Togar

Mel Ferd, the Crusading Reporter

Toxie, the Bod

Daisy, the Shopkeeper

Dr. Walla, who means well

Agent Sarah Weatherwax, aka Sneaky Cheetah

Shelly, dearly missed

Dennis, the Noisy Slob

Lloyd, the Hospital Grump

Monster Garbinger, his Imperfect Self / Him Under the Hood, mysterious guitar

Kupp, a Science Geek

Sawser, another Geek

Wally, the Butler

Budd Berserk, crazy/dangerous

DJ Cool Cthulu, tables & black magic

Nightmare Josh, rhythm of madness

Venus Devalero, sex bass

Zodiac 3000, hype & parkour

Spence, his Shithead Heir

Ponytail, a Thug

Keg-Stand, another Thug

Incompetent Mob Doctor

Cardinal Rooney

Chief Wormer

Detective Swofford

Officer Dingus

Beat Cop

Fritz Cop

"Cornholed"

"Youse!"

"Seriously!"

"Triggered?"

Louis, the Brave Fry Cook

Gut-Shot Manager

Cashier

Bike Helmet Kid, no car for you

Distraught Mother

Toxie Fan Hostage

Protective Hostage

CJ Doons, formerly Miss Fall Harvest

Rick Feet, the Silver Pro

Bonnie Dimble, on the beat!

J.R. Gile, reporting live!

Toxie Witness

Stuart, a Sympathetic Stagehand

Coach Bobby Stanwyck, on fire

Student Judge, hard to impress

Student Judge, hard to impress

Student Judge, hard to impress

Student Judge, hard to impress

C.S. Hawley, the Payroll Guard

Sad Commercial Man, "thank you, Bob"

Cheerful Insurance Rep (voice)