Filmmakers
Above the lineJF
Director
Jason Friedberg
AS
Director
Aaron Seltzer
AS
Screenplay
Aaron Seltzer
Writer
JF
Screenplay
Jason Friedberg
Writer
SM
Cinematography
Shawn Maurer
Director of Photography
PP
Editing
Peck Prior
Editor
ES
Music
Edward Shearmur
Original Music Composer
WE
Production Design
William A. Elliott
FH
Costume Design
Frank Helmer
Cast
103KP
Kal Penn
Edward
AC
Adam Campbell
Peter
JC
Jennifer Coolidge
White Bitch
JM
Jayma Mays
Lucy
FW
Faune Chambers Watkins
Susan
CG
Crispin Glover
Willy
TC
Tony Cox
Bink
HJ
Héctor Jiménez
Mr. Tumnus
DH
Darrell Hammond
Captain Jack Swallows
CE
Carmen Electra
Mystique
DC
David Carradine
Museum Curator
FW
Fred Willard
Aslo
KM
Kevin McDonald
Harry Potter
GA
George Alvarez
Ron
CF
Crista Flanagan
Hermoine
DS
Dana Seltzer
Flight Attendant
DF
Dane Farwell
Albus Dumbledore
TH
Tad Hilgenbrink
Cyclops
JP
Jim Piddock
Magneto
VV
Vince Vieluf
Wolverine
KE
Kahshanna Evans
Storm
LK
Lindsey Kraft
Rogue
JD
Jareb Dauplaise
Nacho Libre
RR
Rico Rodriguez
Chanchito
DJ
Danny Jacobs
Borat / Pirate with Eye Patch
DL
David Lehre
Ashton Kutcher
JS
James Walker Sr.
Samuel Jackson
TK
Tysen Knight
Kanye West
AP
Alla Petrou
Paris Hilton
GJ
Gregory Jbara
Mel Gibson
JH
Jill Latiano Howerton
Singing Pirate Girl
AS
Abe Spigner
Flavor Flav
SM
Shawn McDonald
P. Diddy Faun
LC
Lauren Conrad
Lauren Conrad
KW
Katt Williams
Harry Beaver (voice)
NS
Nick Steele
Lead Archer
BT
Brennan Thomas
Woodsman
DC
David J. Catching
Aslo's Camp Band
JH
Jesse Hughes
Aslo's Camp Band
BO
Brian O'Connor
Aslo's Camp Band
GT
Gene Trautmann
Aslo's Camp Band
KY
Kenny Yates
Pirate with Heart
DD
D.J. Dierker
Pirate
TK
Taran Killam
Pirate
JR
Jeremy Rowley
Pirate
QC
Qiana Chase
Pirate Wench
JG
Jillian Grace
Pirate Wench
ML
Masha Lund
Pirate Wench
PU
Pollyanna Uruena
Pirate Wench
SU
Sara Jean Underwood
Pirate Wench
OH
Olivia Hardt
Cribs Faun
ZJ
Zee James
Cribs Faun
GJ
Ginny Jones
Cribs Faun
BK
Britten Kelley
Cribs Faun
AV
Arielle Vandenberg
Cribs Faun
HS
Heather Storm
Aslo's Girl
IV
Irina Voronina
Jogging Girl
AL
Audra Lynn
Wardrobe Girl
DB
Darko Belgrade
James Bond
BF
Brookelyn Freed
Bond Girl
SD
Sabi Dorr
Blacksmith
DW
David Whatley-Zepeda
Silas the Monk
MG
Mike Grief
Prison Guard
MC
Mary Castro
Breast Bite Woman
RL
Ron Léroy
Nose Bite Guy
TT
Thomas Van Tassel
Crotch Bite Guy
LE
Lichelle D. Ebner
Morphed Mystique
PZ
Paul Zies
Thug
RB
Roscoe Lee Browne
Narrator (voice)
RC
Ronald Lee Clark
Oompa Loompa
JG
Joe Gieb
Oompa Loompa
AG
Arturo Gil
Oompa Loompa
RG
Ricardo Gil
Oompa Loompa
MG
Michael Lee Gogin
Oompa Loompa
JG
Joseph S. Griffo
Oompa Loompa
PM
Pancho Moler
Oompa Loompa
MM
Mighty Mike Murga
Oompa Loompa
MP
Mark Povinelli
Oompa Loompa
JS
Jon Simanton
Oompa Loompa
DS
David Steinberg
Oompa Loompa
JT
John Tamaki
Oompa Loompa
KT
Kevin Thompson
Oompa Loompa
TD
Tyce Diorio
Willy Dance Double
RV
Richard Steelo Vasquez
Curator Dance Double
MH
Megan Hiratzka
Dancing Pirate Girl
SL
Samantha Faye Lee
Dancing Pirate Girl
PA
Philip Albuquerque
Breakdancing Pirate
JI
Jaime Burgos III
Breakdancing Pirate
OM
Oren Michaeli
Breakdancing Pirate
FD
Frankie DeMiranda
Dancing Soldier
CS
Chadd Smith
Madd Chadd
AB
Anwar Burton
Michael Jackson
YA
Yousef Abu-Taleb
Daniel
KH
Kevin Hart
Silas (uncredited)
SS
Scott L. Schwartz
Rubeus Hagrid (uncredited)
MF
Monica Ford
The Hot Nun (uncredited)
JB
John Eric Brown
Warrior (uncredited)
JO
Jon Overgaauw
Oompa Loompa (uncredited)
DR
Donna Russo
Oompa Loompa (uncredited)
PS
Phillip Sanchez
Monk (uncredited)
MW
Matt Weinglass
Warrior (uncredited)
ML
Michelle Lang
Bond Girl
DG
Dave Gist
Man-Boobs! (uncredited)
Departments
47Production
- Amanda HardingCasting
- Amanda KoblinCasting
- Arnon MilchanExecutive Producer
- Paul SchiffProducer
Sound
- Zane D. BruceFoley Artist
- Dave JordanMusic Supervisor
- JoJo VillanuevaMusic Supervisor
- Xavier HoranSound Editor
- Dino DiMuroSound Effects Editor
- Dan HegemanSound Effects Editor
- David WymanSound Mixer
- Orest SushkoSound Re-Recording Mixer
- Adam JenkinsSound Re-Recording Mixer
- Anna MacKenzieSupervising Sound Editor
Art
- Dawn Ascher-TrevinoArt Department Coordinator
- Daniel A. LominoArt Direction
- Tony BonaventuraProperty Master
- Teresa VisinareSet Decoration
- John WarnkeSet Designer
Costume & Make-Up
- Mary MatthewsCostume Supervisor
- Candy L. WalkenHair Department Head
- Leslie DevlinKey Makeup Artist
- David DeLeonKey Makeup Artist
- Silvina KnightMakeup Artist
- Douglas NoeMakeup Department Head
- Gary ArcherProsthetics
- Tricia YooSet Costumer
- Heather PattonSet Costumer
- Nazhat HesterSet Costumer
- Summer RamseySet Costumer
- Michelle MattSet Costumer
Visual Effects
- Greg BaxterVisual Effects Producer
- Ariel Velasco-ShawVisual Effects Supervisor
Editing
- Jim PassonColor Timer
- Gary BurrittNegative Cutter
Crew
- Keith AdamsStunt Coordinator
- Cheyenne EllisStunt Double
- Helena BarrettStunt Double
- Robert AlonzoStunt Double
- Clay CullenStunts
- Tanoai ReedStunts
- Joni AveryStunts
- Sala BakerStunts
- Sandra Lee GimpelStunts
- Joey BoxStunts
Directing
- Faith ConroyScript Supervisor
- Keith AdamsSecond Unit Director